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Not For Grandma

by TUNGS

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1.
Dick Talk 03:27
I talk a lot But I'm scared of what I said I've eaten some cock But my teeth are ok Gotten shocked But now I'm bored I've done with less But want so much more (Chorus) Quit talk Quick talk Dick talk Tick tock Quit talk Quit talk Dick talk Dick talk I eat a lot And I'm getting fat I talk to my socks And I'm fucking my cat Gotten bought But they won't let me in the bank Did someone fart in here? It smells fucking rank (Chorus) Get sick a lot Of getting screwed At city hall By the likes of you I can't go on this way Is something I say To my best friends on a bad day Cuz I'm a stranger Dick talk Dick talk Dick talk Dick talk Dick talk Dick talk Dick talk Dick talk
2.
Roses 01:09
Who put them roses in my front yard? Well, who the fuck put you in charge? ...And now they're coming for you.... Who put those roses in foreign lands? Who put their lives in your hands? ...And now they're coming for you...
3.
Geebus 02:33
I've been watching Forgive me if I stare Don't run away But don't come over here Don't come over here I got a little pocket Some call it friendly fare I spilled gravy in there It's all gravy in there But have you met Geebus? You should meet Geebus He's all I have Stopped trying to explain myself To enemies and friends They're all right over there They're all right over there And they can see my eye-sockets Come on man let's fucking jam But you're so lazy man I'm a lazy man So, have you met Geebus? You should meet Geebus He's all I have
4.
Cry Foul 03:31
I get out Of a lot of trouble All your fingers can't count the times Now I stand before you here Guilty as shit of a crime (Chorus) And I fall down You know I fall down You know I fall down And beg y'all for forgiveness So you better fix this shit I'm a slow old man Did my best Never did never will cry foul Now I'm sitting before you here With your brat kid's piss in my mouth (Chorus) Now I'm stretched out Got a little cockier Fucked around got my leg a scar Now I'm limping before you here While all you little fuckers walk I see you fucks (Chorus)
5.
Bone Dry 03:42
The billboards say Pitch that tent A better way Time to forget The cash machine Is bone dry From magazines Made to tell you why it's alright Buy that glass See our right Kiss my ass My eyes are fine If you're a man Do what you should Make a good plan Get out there and get that wood boy, yeah
6.
Time of Day 04:20
Its safe to say I fucked it up Its fucked to say but I ain't safe anymore You won't even give me the time of day Why would I want it anyway So let em loose and round em up Fill it up and spill the cup Print it out and rip it up Its safe to say I fucked it up Its fucked to say but I ain't safe anymore You won't even give me the time of day Why should I want it anyway So let em loose and round em up Fill it up and spill the cup Print it out and rip it up ...Something about this time of year...
7.
Oh you've had enough Of my cookies and milk Your smart-ass mouth Pays my bills Go eat your lunch No shortage of you My valentine I own you Look what you did Spilled milk smells bad Clean my shit Cuz I made your dad Now I'll eat your lunch No shortage of you My valentine I own you
8.
Flesh Light 02:48
Wild nights Screaming sex Two or three times Every day Now that's off And hands don't play Buy a fleshlight And hide away Someday I'll be alright Someday I'll get it right Someone will sleep with me I won't sleep at night I'm alright guys I'm gonna be alright And if you don't like At least I got my fleshlight
9.
Eggsack 05:13
She said her brother had gone mad, upset and full of fucking lies She said its killing her inside What's next? It can't end without a fight She's making all of the right moves She's filling all of the right grooves She's breaking all of the right rules She's mending all of the right wounds
10.
Blah blah blah Fuck you Blah blah blah blah Uh, fuck you Blah blah blah blah blah blah Fuck you Woo Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah This is a song about me Fucking you

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released February 7, 2014

Tungs: Paul Himmelman, Ben Miller, Matt 'Karl' Thiem
Recorded by Ben Miller at Tungs House
Artwork by Erika Hill

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